Monday, June 29, 2009

As the story unfolds

Alright everyone, i forget where i have left off on my novel. So I'll just take you through the middle part.

He was running, but he knew he was not in trouble. YET. He tripped really bad and got a huge scrape on his knee. This would certainly prevent him from running any longer. "Sammi!!!" Parry yelled, and there was a thud. Sammi had fallen face first into a pile of mud. Her hair and maid outfit were ruined. Sammi started at parry, her fuse was short. As always. Tucker, Collin, and King Nick came chasing after parry. Nick look sweet, Collin and Tucker kinda did too. Parry was starting to harbor feelings for the King but was too nerve-racked to tell him. The first thing the 3 others see is sammi in a maid outfit. Nick was so enraged that his slave had abandoned her position in the cell that he threw something very hard. He was enraged. "What is going on here?!?!?!" squeaked Collin. Parry exclaimed "It is not what it looks like! The four of us are cool, right? We go everywhere together!". This had not been true. Parry had simply invited himself to do everything that the cool 3 kids did. Skipping over tre...parry, tucker fired at Sammi. "What's going on? Give me answers slave!". Everyone seemed to tremble at the sound of his voice. Sammi mustered up the courage to tell a story in where parry stole something dear to Sammi and she was only chasing after him. Not....Dressing up.


I wonder if i make make the story end with a classic "scooby doo ending".

Sunday, June 28, 2009

I don't have much time...

I'm writing this while my uncle is at the Beer Garden somewhere in the heartland of communism. I've been seriously considering writing a book about dragons and elves and parry hotter. I made the name up myself. Here's what I have so far.

It was 5:00 A.M. in the morning when parry woke up. He was super tired. Just like any dragon super child should be at this time. He hadn't slept for 46 hours because he was off slaying so many pixies. The bastards.... Parry had a best friend named Nicholas Henderson. He was really handsome and realized no one could have what he had. Good looks, two cool friends (only two), and a slave named BONDAGE SLAVE SAMMI. She did household chores for him. Sweet. But back to parry. He's really gay.



And so the story unfolds...

Tell me what you think! :D

Monday, June 22, 2009

So I just killed a bug

He deserved what was coming to him. I'll name him "scooter". Poor scooter, just couldn't scoot fast enough. I've come to the realization that maybe 3 people MAX will read this. Tucker, sammi, and ______. _______ is yet to be determined. Well I really want to go to bed but my current frouple won't stop texting me. Women, they'll be the end of me ;)